here represented in its entirety is the s l n y yearly awards. I love love slny and hope its ok that I copy the awards here. If you don't understand what is going on, don't worry, few are worthy.
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the s l n y awards (2004)
the pretentious* little awards show
courtesy of shelovesny.com
pre-ceremony pampering available for all of our awardees at the
slny microdermabrasion and cupping suite
at http://www.shelovesny.com/slny.htm
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THE NEW BLACK AWARDS
let’s get retarded it started, matty, with TNB of ’04:
na
5 ninth
mas
jamba juice
THE JIGGA WHAT & R KELLY ENTERTAINERS OF THE YEAR
presented dually to the most entertaining foes of ’04:
rocco di & big daddy chodorowbucks
‘04 PARIS HILTON ENTOURAGE HONORARY MEMBERSHIPS
given to those venues which were most menacing to their neighborhoods
hotel gansevoort
vento/level v
crobar
THE RNC CONVENTION PRIZE
awarded to a venue idea that was, retrospectively, a colossal mistake:
time warner center
THE COLIN FARRELL MEDAL FOR OUTSTANDING CHARACTER
fka THE OOPS PRIZE, awarded to a single address claiming most venues:
maritime hotel (hiro/la bottega/cabanas/matsuri/ono sake bar)
THE VOTE OR DIE STATUE
recognizing an ego maniacal effort that fell way short in ’04:
hotel on rivington
THE STAR REYNOLDS SCHOLARSHIP SPONSORED BY THE VIEW™
for venues so absurd that they must be operating in a parallel universe
kos
megu
THE SIMPSON FAMILY FAMOUS IN ’04 AWARD (tie)
awarded to a stunning venue w/ the least substance to back it in ‘04:
ono
nooch
THE JASON ALEXANDER MEDAL
or THE TODD ANDREW MEISTER PRIZE, to the most briefly open venue
social club
THE DAILY DANY SEAL OF SWEETNESS
or THE PAVIA PRIZE, to the bar most destined to be touted by the candy:
turks & frogs
THE BUNGALOW PRIZE
or THE AMY SACCO AWARD, matty, given to bungalow 8 once yearly:
bungalow 8
THE NEW BLACKTORATE (honorary degree) (tie)
lifetime achievement in black award; presented to a closed venue:
grange hall
lutece
&
THE TWO RINGS, 5:30 OR 11 AWARD (tie)
the resy prize, matty:
spice market
per se
happy new year, matty, now go and make sure she has a good one
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